Kipperoo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Solid Snake/Meryl Sex XXX]

Suckage by design

I have a hypothesis, but at the risk of you having my review deleted, I will actually include a real *review* with the hypothesis, as they are most definitely linked. I will also attempt to answer the question in the last review I left, which was disputed and deleted: How can a movie with a score of 1.1 make front page?

I have seen your work before; I know you're capable of better than this. Also, I have seen *this* work before; you're using recycled images and music, rather than original content.

The music and graphics are upbeat and sufficiently capturing for something with a punchline, but this had none. Summarily, this is recycled work contributed no value to the content of NewGrounds.

But I see what were trying to do: by keeping a low score with high-ranking reviews, you have the potential to get on the front page (as an underdog). Therefore, you're disputing all negative feedback, while at the same time actually *asking* people to vote low.

I think this is a cheap scam to make the front page, boost your account stats and waste Newgrounds space. The movie's intention was to suck -- it is the graphical equivalent of spam, BY DESIGN. So there. Now you know how to improve it, and what I don't like about it. Good luck disputing this one.

FatBadger responds:

thanks for writing an article about my flash. Now fuck off and find something better to do then writing long reviews. Your review probably took as much time to write as my movie took to make.

[Doom - Inferno]

Music

I loved it, but I'm a big DOOM fan.

You should use the music doom.ocremix.org
There's some great stuff there, all applicable, and it's all remixed DOOM music.

LilDwarf responds:

Ok thanks for the link! :D

[Origin of the Specious]

Hillarious

Wow, that's hillarious. I love it when idiotic religious beliefs are shown for the retardedness that they are.

All hail the clam!

andsuchandsuch responds:

Glad you liked it. Seriously though, Hubbard's face does have a distinct clam-like quality. Maybe there's something to what he says...