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Tom Fulp Experience Tom Fulp Experience

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bout friggin time

Bout friggin time you did something worthy of the front page. Quit making underdog and turd movies, I want to see more like this.



Birds of a Feather Birds of a Feather

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fresh air

After leaving a rather annoied review at another movie, this was a great breath of fresh air! Well-animated, with a creative story line AND setting, as well as good humor. Excellent job, I hope you go places with this!

I will be keeping an eye on your other work too =)

5-ed



Solid Snake/Meryl Sex XXX Solid Snake/Meryl Sex XXX

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Suckage by design

I have a hypothesis, but at the risk of you having my review deleted, I will actually include a real *review* with the hypothesis, as they are most definitely linked. I will also attempt to answer the question in the last review I left, which was disputed and deleted: How can a movie with a score of 1.1 make front page?

I have seen your work before; I know you're capable of better than this. Also, I have seen *this* work before; you're using recycled images and music, rather than original content.

The music and graphics are upbeat and sufficiently capturing for something with a punchline, but this had none. Summarily, this is recycled work contributed no value to the content of NewGrounds.

But I see what were trying to do: by keeping a low score with high-ranking reviews, you have the potential to get on the front page (as an underdog). Therefore, you're disputing all negative feedback, while at the same time actually *asking* people to vote low.

I think this is a cheap scam to make the front page, boost your account stats and waste Newgrounds space. The movie's intention was to suck -- it is the graphical equivalent of spam, BY DESIGN. So there. Now you know how to improve it, and what I don't like about it. Good luck disputing this one.


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FatBadger responds:

thanks for writing an article about my flash. Now fuck off and find something better to do then writing long reviews. Your review probably took as much time to write as my movie took to make.


Always Winter Always Winter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wonderful!

Even when dilligently watching the portal, I don't get much opportunity to see submissions as good as this! Excellent work, totally crunk.



Sitcom #391 Sitcom #391

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Yay

Was good! Very random, but coherent overall. Nicely done, and funny.



Abort A Fetus Balloons Abort A Fetus Balloons

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Yeah, funny.

Cute, funny. I'm liberal, but anti-abortion... Abortion is postscriptive, so it's really retarded to take action against it -- why not increase sexual education and restrain sexual predators?

er -- right, the Flash. It was good! And funny. Good job. =)

- Kipp



word word

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Unique

It's hard to put my finger on it, but there's something about this stick animation that seems more fluid, or at least unique, compared to other stick movies. It's definitely got a more 3D look to it, and the action is pretty original. Nice job.



Doom - Inferno Doom - Inferno

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Music

I loved it, but I'm a big DOOM fan.

You should use the music doom.ocremix.org
There's some great stuff there, all applicable, and it's all remixed DOOM music.


LilDwarf responds:

Ok thanks for the link! :D


Origin of the Specious Origin of the Specious

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hillarious

Wow, that's hillarious. I love it when idiotic religious beliefs are shown for the retardedness that they are.

All hail the clam!


andsuchandsuch responds:

Glad you liked it. Seriously though, Hubbard's face does have a distinct clam-like quality. Maybe there's something to what he says...


*Out Of This World 1* *Out Of This World 1*

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice

I loved that game. Definitely lots of recognizable stuff in there... When are you going to make the sequel *game*? Hehehe...